


10 Ways to Anger iCarly Characters

by Annie Dash



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2012-03-25
Updated: 2014-03-15
Packaged: 2015-08-09 01:58:40
Rating: K+
Chapters: 3
Words: 557
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7956237/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3143385/Annie-Dash
Summary: A very fun fic about angering the characters in iCarly.  This is a lot of fun to write.  Suggestions welcome.  Appropriate for almost anyone.  It's pretty interactive.  You can submit any suggestions you want.





	1. Carly

1. Tell her Sam and Freddie have been smooching behind her back again.

2. Steal the iCarly IP address from her. Watch with a large smile as she finds Nevel and strangles him.

3. Bring up the "goat incident" from a previous birthday. Bring it up again. And again. And again. Then run. Fast.

4. Tell her iCarly has been cancelled by the International Web Society because of bad ratings. Step back to avoid fireworks.

5. Tell her Nevel has been watching her sleep and put videos of her snoring online. Laugh. Hard.

6. Pay Nevel to kiss her. Watch as she punches him.

7. Lock her in a very small room with Mandy for five hours. Laugh, make a video of her, and eat popcorn. Then put it on the big screen.

8. Lock her in the closet with shelves of PeeWee Babies. Install voice boxes inside of them. Laugh as she tries to break the closet door.

9. Keep using the word "bowels". Write a story where the word "bowels" is used in every other sentence. Laugh while she yells at you.

10. Bring Nora to her house. Have Nora sing songs and shove her chicken at Carly.

Tell me what you thought of this chapter! A/N: I don't own iCarly.

Review with suggestions for my next chapter. Who the character should be, how to annoy them, etc. Thanks!


	2. Sam

Finally updating this! Thanks for all the reviews, and thanks especially to Little Miss Seddie and Mel for giving me ideas that I'm using in this chapter. :) Last chapter was Carly, this one's Sam.

1. Handcuff her to Gibby.

2. Get close and whipser, "I know you like Freddie."

3. Beat her in arm wrestling.

4. Beat her in Assassin.

5. Steal all her fat cakes.

6. Threaten Carly in any way, shape, or form. Pretty much the best way to make her mad.

7. Locker her in a room. With her mom.

8. Do anything to Fred that will cause him to get offended. Surefire way to get beaten up. Just ask Freddie.

9. Put her in Gibby's suitcase and send her to Malaysia. Warning: Resources to change name, appearance, and residence are required beause she will be PISSED when she finds you.

10. Melt the butter in her butter sock.

Note: I cannot be held liable for any injuries caused by performing any of the previously listed activities.


	3. Freddie

**Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly. That'd be Dan Schneider. If I did own iCarly, I might have more than twenty bucks of spending money. xD**

**Special thanks to Ava884, whose suggestions I will incorporate in this chapter. Review on what you think and any suggestions you have for another character/ways to anger them.**

Freddie

1. Send his cell phone to Cambodia.

2. Send him a chain letter.

3. Tell him that Lewbert is engaged to his mother.

4. Ask if he enjoyed his kiss with Sam.

5. Get close and whisper, "I know you like Sam."

6. Set him up with a girl. Have her break his heart.

7. Tell him that everyone's pissed at him because he doesn't like Fred.

8. Tell him that Carly will never love him.

9. Give him a tattoo of Sam's face.

10. Tell everyone he's never kissed a girl.


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